I Know This ::Sounds:: Ungrateful On Many Accounts. It is.

I'm so glad the government took 42% of my bonus.

How come they couldn't have just paid me that much more this year?

Its like, "HEY!! LOOK!! We grossed SOOOO much money this year! Lets give half of it to the government in attempt to make our employees less ticked off that they work here!! Ooooooo yeah! Good idea!"

Ya know, I hope 3-4 more grown-up adults get yet another pair of ultra expensive Reeboks purchased at the first of this next month, cuz its on me.
Next time, just pay me more throughout the year. Thanks for my meager, could-be-awesome bonus.

XOXO,
Jen

The Nasty-Nast

i just came to the realization that anchovies and sardines are indeed NOT the same thing.




which means there are TWO kinds of grimey, smelly, canned-whole fish running around.



..........what kind of world do we live in!?!? Why is there a need for more than one variety of such a repugnant, repulsive, and revolting substance!?!?
 
you sardine/achovy lovers are sick....... just sick.